The Jailhouse

[Satan]

"it would probably best if I hub change the rules to wear moderators" We tried that. People complained that they were itchy and their colors were not as shown in our catalogue. Here's just one example:

"I ordered a mick to wear as a cummerbund with my wedding tuxedo. It was wrinkled, very faded out and I got a huge rash from it."

Okay, one more.

"I ordered a No Moderator to wear as a boa scarf to the office Christmas party. Not a good idea. People kept commiserating with me over my unsightly goiter and now I have a painful inflammation on my left clavicle."